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Blockhead AOC Claims 'VA Provides Highest Quality of Healthcare to Veterans'

April 24, 2019

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went full retard. In the words of Kirk Lazarus, "Never go full retard." AOC claimed that the Department of Veteran Affairs provides "some of the highest quality" of health care ...

Actress Nicole Kidman Reveals She is Often Teased by Friends for Going to Church, Belief in God

Mike Vance

April 24, 2019

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Actress Nicole Kidman revealed that she is often teased by her friends for going to church as a family and her strong belief in God.

WATCH: Even Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon Think Bernie Sanders is 'Way Out There'

Mike Vance

April 24, 2019

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You know Bernie Sanders has went to far when even Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon are talking about how "way out there" a proposition of his is.

Surprise! Gingerbread Man now Sexist: 'Needs to be Gender Neutral'

Keely Compson

April 23, 2019

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"Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!" I rolled my eyes while writing this article at the simple fact that this is real news and not a satirical piece. People are actually ...

Liberals Outraged About Boiling Lobsters, Okay with Aborting Babies

Keely Compson

April 23, 2019

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Social justice warriors are at it again. This time they are upset that new reports show that lobsters may feel pain when they are being boiled. How ironic is it that they feel so much compassion for an animal p...

WATCH: Suicide Bomber Pats a Child on the Head While Heading into Church to Blow Himself Up

Mike Vance

April 23, 2019

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Chilling footage from CCTV shows the Sri Lanka suicide bomber on Easter Sunday when he pats a child on the head while heading into the church to launch an ISIS-inspired attack. The terrorist can be seen wear...

President Trump Tees off on Joe Scarborough, Gives Him a New Nickname

Mike Vance

April 23, 2019

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President Trump came out firing on Tuesday morning. After taking on the New York Times and Paul Krugman, President Trump tees off on Joe Scarborough of Morning Joe on MSNBC. He even gave him a nickname and it's...

Canada Targets Christian School: 'LGBT Rights Come Before Religious Freedom'

Keely Compson

April 22, 2019

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Canada may be known as the apologetic country, but they sure aren't sorry when it comes to infringing on real rights of their people. The Canadian Supreme Court has denied accreditation to a Christian law sc...

Sri Lanka Suicide Bomber: 'Anyone Who Disagrees With Muslims Should be Killed'

Keely Compson

April 22, 2019

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On Easter Sunday, six blasts happened at almost the exact same time in Sri Lanka at the Cinnamon Grand, Shangri-La and Kingsbury hotels in Colombo, as well as three churches. Later, police also reported more ex...

Obama and Hillary Calls Sri Lanka Victims 'Easter Worshippers'

Mike Vance

April 22, 2019

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Following the attack in Sri Lanka, former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have referred to the victims as "Easter worshippers." Why not call them what they are? Hundreds of CHRISTIANS, who were ki...

Colorado Television Repair Man Faces Felony Charges For Hugging Customer Too Tight

Mike Vance

April 22, 2019

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A television repair man in Colorado is facing felony charges after a customer claimed that he hugged her so tightly she feared her life may be in danger. While speaking with KDVR-TV, 70-year-old Karen Loest ...

Charlize Theron Allowed 3-year-old to Declare Their Own Gender and She Has Went With It

Mike Vance

April 21, 2019

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Normally conservatives believe in leaving parenting to the parents. But this Charlize Theron story challenges that stance in a big way.

Georgia Mother Catches Boyfriend Molesting 5-Year-Old Daughter, Slashes Him With Sword

Mike Vance

April 21, 2019

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According to police, a Georgia mother caught her boyfriend molesting her 5-year-old daughter and then went after him with a sword.

Buttigieg: 'I’m as Gay as Something Really Gay'

Keely Compson

April 20, 2019

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South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg, a man that I had honestly never heard of until recently, is making sure the entire country knows he is gay. Who really cares? I'm not sure...but he's making sure they know!! ...

Hallelujah! Ohio Bans Abortions Once Heartbeat is Detected

Keely Compson

April 19, 2019

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Praise the Lord! One more step has been taken in the right direction after Ohio Governor Mike DeWine signed the heartbeat bill on Thursday. The bill bans abortions once a fetal heartbeat has been detected. ...

Netflix Deems Term 'Chick Flick' as Offensive

Keely Compson

April 19, 2019

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Bunch of bleeding hearts! Netflix has brought it upon themselves to deem the term "chick flick" as offensive since it has the word "chick" in it. If you are offended by a term that generally refers to romantic ...

Falling in Line

Keely Compson

April 19, 2019

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See more political cartoons by A.F. Branco at Comically Incorrect: The Mueller Report has revealed no Collusion or Obstruction, but that isn’t stopping the Leftist Mainstream media from dishing out fake news...

James Comey Responds to Mueller Report with Bizarre Pic

Mike Vance

April 19, 2019

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Ever since being terminated by President Trump, Former FBI Director James Comey has went off the deep end. Now James Comey responds to the Mueller report