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Top 10 Absurd Ways Government Wasted Our Money in 2018

April 30, 2019

Many people think they want the government to be more in charge of things, and to run our healthcare system. However, that is not the America we want! Smaller government is better, trust me on this one. Here...

Bernie Voters

Keely Compson

April 30, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, click here The three main characters, Clapper, Brennan, and Comey, involved in spying on the Trump campaign may be worried about doing time after Barr is finished with the Sp...

Democrat Illinois State Representative Has Sick Answer to End Abortion

Mike Vance

April 30, 2019

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Democrat Illinois State Rep. Diane Pappas has a sick solution that will prevent abortions. She believes that men should be castrated and charged a fee to store their sperm. During a meeting with the pro-life...

Beto O'Rourke: We Only Have '10 Years' Left on Earth Due to Climate Change

Mike Vance

April 30, 2019

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More fear mongering by the left. Democratic presidential candidate claims that we only have "10 years" left on Earth if we don't address climate change.

Bus Driver Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl, Receives No Jail Time

Keely Compson

April 29, 2019

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This kind of sick, twisted story is the nightmare of every parent. We cannot be with our children 24/7, but when they are betrayed by the very people who SHOULD be protecting them, it incites a whole new kind o...

Leader of the Pack

Keely Compson

April 29, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, click here. A Cartoon in response to the New York Times clearly antisemitic illustration depicting Bibi Netanyahu as a dog on a leash being held by President Trump. Political Ca...

Natalie Portman: 'All Feminists Should be Vegan'

Keely Compson

April 29, 2019

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Star Wars actress Natalie Portman believes that feminists shouldn't eat eggs because chickens are females too. Feminists are truly a different breed. She spoke out about her advocacy for women's rights and c...

President Trump Reveals Why Judge Napolitano Has Turned Against Him

Mike Vance

April 29, 2019

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For a long time, Judge Napolitano of Fox News was a huge supporter of President Trump. Not anymore. He suddenly started firing barbs at President Trump

WATCH: Snowflake Protester Triggered When Cop Pushes Balloon out of her Hand

Mike Vance

April 29, 2019

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There are some funny videos out there, but this one of the snowflake protester having a balloon pushed out of her hand might be as funny as any of them.

Eyewitness Report: Abortion Survivors Drowned in Saline

Keely Compson

April 26, 2019

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Wow! An eyewitness report by Rep. Pat McElraft revealed that while she was working at a hospital that performed late-term abortions, she found that babies who survive a failed abortion were drowned in saline af...

Black Widow Says the 'Democratic Party is Broken' and She's Right

Keely Compson

April 26, 2019

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Scarlett Johansson, famously known for her role as Black Widow in the Marvel movies (don't worry, I won't give any spoilers on the new Avengers: Endgame), said during a recent interview that she believes the De...

NOT SURPRISING: Some Liberal San Francisco 49ers Fans Triggered by Drafting of Pro-Trump Nick Bosa

Mike Vance

April 26, 2019

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Ohio State defensive end Nick Bosa was drafted second overall by the San Francisco 49ers. Unsurprisingly some liberal San Francisco 49ers fans were triggered by the selection. Earlier this month Bosa told ES...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mocks 'Older Male GOP' Member on Twitter, Turns Out He's a Democrat

Mike Vance

April 26, 2019

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She is never going to learn, is she? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez mocks an "older male GOP" member before finding out he's actually a Democrat.

Biden Goes After Hate Groups: 'They're the Dregs of Society'

Keely Compson

April 25, 2019

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***Correction*** This story was rated as "False" by Lead Stories due to what Joe Biden said being taken out of context. He was not speaking about Trump supporters, but was talking about hate groups such as t...

Feminist Cafe Closes After Imposing 18% Male Tax

Keely Compson

April 25, 2019

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An Australian, vegan feminist cafe is closing its doors after realizing they can't stay in business with a ridiculous "gender surcharge" or male tax. The Handsome Her cafe, located in Melbourne, thought it w...

Mother Arrested After Complaining Her Daughter's Seat Was Covered in Vomit on Frontier Flight From Vegas

Mike Vance

April 25, 2019

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There was a mother arrested and her daughter placed in protective custody after she complained that her daughter's seat was covered in vomit.

President Trump Welcomes 'Sleepy Joe' to the Race, Gives Him Some Insight

Mike Vance

April 25, 2019

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It's been assumed for a while that Joe Biden will be in the 2020 race. "Sleepy Joe" made it official early on Thursday morning he released a video

Trudeau in Trouble: Philippines Threatens to Declare War on Canada

Keely Compson

April 24, 2019

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Politically correct Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has some serious trash to deal with, literally. According to Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, Canada shipped TONS of garbage to Manila in 2013 ...