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Alabama Sets New Record Number for Adoptions

May 22, 2019

Wow! Alabama has set a record for adoptions from the foster care system for 2018. AL.com reports, “There were 710 foster children adopted during the year that ended Sept. 30, up from 509 in fiscal year 2017 ...

North Korea Labels Joe Biden a "Fool of Low IQ"

Keely Compson

May 22, 2019

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Normally, I couldn't care less what North Korea thinks about the United States. However, I found it quite comical when the country labeled Creepy Uncle Joe as a "fool of low IQ" and an “imbecile bereft of eleme...

Wrong Womb

Keely Compson

May 22, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, visit Comically Incorrect. Unalienable rights in the Declaration of independence gives all humans by their creator “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”, but what about...

Joe Biden Takes Credit For Democrat Wins In Virginia On Tuesday

Biden Promises Abortions Funded by Taxes, if Elected

Keely Compson

May 21, 2019

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“But resistance to abortion is a matter of human rights, not religious opinion.” -Archbishop Charles J. Chaput As if we did not have enough reasons to not vote for former Vice President Joe Biden, he is now ma...

Skin Deep

Keely Compson

May 21, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, visit Comically Incorrect. Many parents are outraged at the idea of inserting a student’s adversity when scoring the S.A.T. exam. Many feel this is a backdoor way of using ra...

Heartwarming: Sesame Street Introduces New Foster-Child Muppet

Keely Compson

May 21, 2019

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Sesame Street has been a popular children's show since 1969, and I remember watching it when I was young. The show teaches basic skills and values such as the alphabet, numbers, and kindness. It's basically pre...

Alveda King: Abortion Ban ‘not to Punish Women, but to Give the Baby Civil Rights’

Keely Compson

May 20, 2019

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“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” -Martin Luther King Jr. Reverend Martin Luther King Jr....

Trump Speaks on Abortion Laws, Wants Rape and Incest Exceptions

Keely Compson

May 20, 2019

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Donald Trump has always maintained a pro-life stance. However, amid the latest abortion laws being passed, he has been rather quiet on the topic. On Saturday night, the president tweeted up a storm, stat...

Three Stooges

Keely Compson

May 20, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, visit Comically Incorrect. Brennan, Clapper, and Comey are beginning to pointing fingers at each other now that AG Barr has appointed US Attorney John Durham to investigate S...

North Carolina Middle School Brings in Drag Queens to Encourage Students to be Themselves

Mike Vance

May 20, 2019

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You would expect this in California, but not North Carolina. A North Carolina middle school has brought in drag queens in an effort to encourage students to be different. Central Park School for Children, lo...

Democrat Presidential Candidate Pete Buttigieg Backs Women Who Want Third Trimester Abortions

Mike Vance

May 20, 2019

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Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg said on Sunday that government should not get in the way of women who are seeking an abortion in their

Stanley Black & Decker Invests $90M into American Production

Keely Compson

May 19, 2019

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Wow! On Wednesday, Stanley Black & Decker announced that they are making a $90 million investment to move Crasftmans production back to the United States. The popular power tool company is pouring the mone...

Taiwan Becomes First Asian Country to Legalize Gay Marriage

Keely Compson

May 19, 2019

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Taiwan is making history as the first country in Asia to legalize same-sex marriage. On Friday, the country's legislature caved to pressure from the LGBT community and signed a bill to approve marriages betw...

WATCH: Arnold Schwarzenegger Brutally Attacked Overseas by Deranged Lunatic, All Caught on Tape

Mike Vance

May 18, 2019

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Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former Republican governor of California, was brutally attacked by a deranged man while attending an event in South Africa.

California Considering Planned Blackouts This Summer

Mike Vance

May 18, 2019

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In a move that no one in California is prepared for, the state is considering planned blackouts on high-wind days.

Donald Trump Warns Illegal Immigrants: 'You'll be Leaving Soon'

Keely Compson

May 17, 2019

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Days like today remind me exactly why I voted for Donald Trump as our president! It's great to wake up and be greeted with one of these great President Trump videos. He gave a stern warning for illegal immig...

Georgia Officer Protests After Being Banned from Wearing Hijab

Keely Compson

May 17, 2019

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A female correctional officer in Georgia recently converted to Islam, and is now surprised that she will not be allowed to wear her hijab while on the job. Jalanda Calhoun, the Rogers State Prison worker, is...

True Grit

Keely Compson

May 17, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, visit Comically Incorrect. After over 2 years of investigation and over 2800 subpoenas, Nadler wants to keep the destroy-Trump dream alive with even more subpoenas, but Trump s...