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Dem Senator on Abortion: 'Some Kids are Unwanted, so Kill Them Now or Kill Them Later'

May 2, 2019

You know Jesus is coming back soon when we live in a society that literally thinks along the lines of killing living, human babies because they are "unwanted." Democratic Alabama Senator John Rogers is under...

Ilhan Omar: 'America Won't be the Country of White People'

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May 1, 2019

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Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is blaming President Trump and white people for the recent synagogue shootings. “This is not going to be the country of white people,” she ranted during a rally in D.C. o...

Japan First: Halts Refugees to Focus on Citizens

Keely Compson

May 1, 2019

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Take note America (or should I say Democrats): Japan announced on Tuesday that they will be putting their citizens first and attending to their own country, before allowing any more refugees in. This comes a...

Jobama

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May 1, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, visit Comically Incorrect. With Trump’s big economic success among all the other promises made and kept, about all Biden has to offer is bringing us back to more failed Obam...

Give Us a Break! Brie Larson Demands LGBT Superheroes NOW

Keely Compson

May 1, 2019

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Captain Marvel has not proven herself to be quite so marvelous. Brie Larson, the actress who portrays the superhero, is so feminist and liberal that it actually turns people off of her character. She pushes the...

Woman Glues Breasts to Ground in Protest of Climate Change

Keely Compson

April 30, 2019

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Ever heard of a one-man-band? Now get ready for one-woman-protest! A lone woman glued her breasts to the ground in front of London’s Goldman Sachs on Fleet Street in protest of climate change. I guess no on...

Top 10 Absurd Ways Government Wasted Our Money in 2018

Keely Compson

April 30, 2019

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Many people think they want the government to be more in charge of things, and to run our healthcare system. However, that is not the America we want! Smaller government is better, trust me on this one. Here...

Bernie Voters

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April 30, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, click here The three main characters, Clapper, Brennan, and Comey, involved in spying on the Trump campaign may be worried about doing time after Barr is finished with the Sp...

Bus Driver Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl, Receives No Jail Time

Keely Compson

April 29, 2019

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This kind of sick, twisted story is the nightmare of every parent. We cannot be with our children 24/7, but when they are betrayed by the very people who SHOULD be protecting them, it incites a whole new kind o...

Leader of the Pack

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April 29, 2019

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For more A.F. Branco cartoons, click here. A Cartoon in response to the New York Times clearly antisemitic illustration depicting Bibi Netanyahu as a dog on a leash being held by President Trump. Political Ca...

Natalie Portman: 'All Feminists Should be Vegan'

Keely Compson

April 29, 2019

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Star Wars actress Natalie Portman believes that feminists shouldn't eat eggs because chickens are females too. Feminists are truly a different breed. She spoke out about her advocacy for women's rights and c...

Eyewitness Report: Abortion Survivors Drowned in Saline

Keely Compson

April 26, 2019

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Wow! An eyewitness report by Rep. Pat McElraft revealed that while she was working at a hospital that performed late-term abortions, she found that babies who survive a failed abortion were drowned in saline af...

Black Widow Says the 'Democratic Party is Broken' and She's Right

Keely Compson

April 26, 2019

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Scarlett Johansson, famously known for her role as Black Widow in the Marvel movies (don't worry, I won't give any spoilers on the new Avengers: Endgame), said during a recent interview that she believes the De...

Biden Goes After Hate Groups: 'They're the Dregs of Society'

Keely Compson

April 25, 2019

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***Correction*** This story was rated as "False" by Lead Stories due to what Joe Biden said being taken out of context. He was not speaking about Trump supporters, but was talking about hate groups such as t...

Feminist Cafe Closes After Imposing 18% Male Tax

Keely Compson

April 25, 2019

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An Australian, vegan feminist cafe is closing its doors after realizing they can't stay in business with a ridiculous "gender surcharge" or male tax. The Handsome Her cafe, located in Melbourne, thought it w...

Trudeau in Trouble: Philippines Threatens to Declare War on Canada

Keely Compson

April 24, 2019

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Politically correct Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has some serious trash to deal with, literally. According to Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, Canada shipped TONS of garbage to Manila in 2013 ...

Blockhead AOC Claims 'VA Provides Highest Quality of Healthcare to Veterans'

Keely Compson

April 24, 2019

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went full retard. In the words of Kirk Lazarus, "Never go full retard." AOC claimed that the Department of Veteran Affairs provides "some of the highest quality" of health care ...

Surprise! Gingerbread Man now Sexist: 'Needs to be Gender Neutral'

Keely Compson

April 23, 2019

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"Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!" I rolled my eyes while writing this article at the simple fact that this is real news and not a satirical piece. People are actually ...

McDonald's $5 Menu is Out - And People Are Not Happy With It

Visa Changes Coming This Year: See What That Means For Americans

Home Depot CEO Brings Attention to a Growing Issue

Jeopardy! Masters Makes Big Change After Shocking Performance by James Holzhauer

Freshly Divorced WNBA Star Leaves Little to the Imagination With Viral Pregame Outfit

Kelly Clarkson Reveals How She Lost Weight - And It's Not Ozempic

Chris Cuomo Does a 180 On Covid-Era Stance: 'I am now taking a regular dose'

Dem Senator on Abortion: 'Some Kids are Unwanted, so Kill Them Now or Kill Them Later'

Ilhan Omar: 'America Won't be the Country of White People'

Japan First: Halts Refugees to Focus on Citizens

Jobama

Give Us a Break! Brie Larson Demands LGBT Superheroes NOW

Woman Glues Breasts to Ground in Protest of Climate Change

Top 10 Absurd Ways Government Wasted Our Money in 2018

Bernie Voters

Bus Driver Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl, Receives No Jail Time

Leader of the Pack

Natalie Portman: 'All Feminists Should be Vegan'

Eyewitness Report: Abortion Survivors Drowned in Saline

Black Widow Says the 'Democratic Party is Broken' and She's Right

Biden Goes After Hate Groups: 'They're the Dregs of Society'

Feminist Cafe Closes After Imposing 18% Male Tax

Trudeau in Trouble: Philippines Threatens to Declare War on Canada

Blockhead AOC Claims 'VA Provides Highest Quality of Healthcare to Veterans'

Surprise! Gingerbread Man now Sexist: 'Needs to be Gender Neutral'

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