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Trump’s Campaign Raised Nearly $50 Million in Fourth Quarter

January 2, 2020

Whoooo buddy, President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign is kicking serious butt! On Thursday they announced that they raised $46 million in just the fourth quarter of 2019. Holy cow! There has reportedly...

Stevie Wonder Says 'Voting for Trump is like Asking Me to Drive'

Keely Sharp

November 13, 2019

News

In case you didn't see it coming, Stevie Wonder is not a fan of President Donald Trump! In fact, the blind musical icon said that voting for Trump would be like asking Stevie to drive... *Crickets* While th...

Booker Tells Voters to Dismiss the Polls Because 'They Don't Matter'

Keely Sharp

November 11, 2019

News

In what appears to be a last ditch effort for Democrat presidential hopeful Sen. Cory Booker, he has asked voters to dismiss the polls because the polls 'don't matter.' “Front-runners have never gone on to be ...

Trump: 'Clinton Should Enter Race, Steal it from Warren'

Keely Sharp

October 8, 2019

News

On Tuesday, President Trump poked at Hillary Clinton on Tuesday, tweeting that she should try to steal the 2020 Democratic nomination for president from Elizabeth Warren. Trump said, "I think that Crooked Hi...

Crazy Bernie Says Trump is a 'One-Term President'

Keely Sharp

September 9, 2019

News

Senator Bernie Sanders put placed his bid for the 2020 election, and he has been doing all he can to hang on ever since. He lost last election's Democratic primary to Hillary Clinton, and he is determined not t...

Booker: 'Trump Won because Russia Suppressed Black Voters'

Keely Sharp

August 1, 2019

News

Once again, the "Russian interference" rhetoric is being pushed to cover up the fact that the American people voted Trump into office. During the Democrat presidential debate on Wednesday, Senator Cory Booke...

Biden: 'Jail Insurance Execs Who Disagree with Obamacare'

Keely Sharp

August 1, 2019

News

Yikes. Former Vice President and 2020 candidate Joe Biden thinks that insurance executives who do not agree with Obamacare should be jailed. What kind of wacky weed is he smoking? “I have the only plan that ...

Joe Biden Takes Credit For Democrat Wins In Virginia On Tuesday

Biden Promises Abortions Funded by Taxes, if Elected

Keely Sharp

May 21, 2019

News

“But resistance to abortion is a matter of human rights, not religious opinion.” -Archbishop Charles J. Chaput As if we did not have enough reasons to not vote for former Vice President Joe Biden, he is now ma...

Federal Judge Orders Florida to Offer Ballots in Spanish

Keely Sharp

May 13, 2019

News

"Compliance with this Order is not optional."— Chief Judge Mark Walker Chief Judge Mark Walker of the Northern District has ordered Florida to begin providing voting ballots in Spanish, beginning with the 2020...

Biden Attempts to Rally Hollywood: 'Let's Take Our Country Back'

Keely Sharp

May 11, 2019

News

Creepy Uncle Joe has thrown his hat into the ring for the 2020 presidential election. However, the odds are stacked against him, and for good reason. Joe Biden gave what is possibly the saddest pep talk in h...

Nancy Pelosi Sets a Date to Override President Trump's Veto - March 26

Pelosi: 'We Can't Accept a Second Term for Donald Trump'

Keely Sharp

May 8, 2019

News

Oh for the love of Pete, give it up! House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is still holding on to shreds of hope that people will see through her delusional point of view and turn on President Trump. On Tuesday, Pelosi...

Trump Doesn't See Biden as a Threat: He's 'Only a Threat to Himself'

Keely Sharp

April 5, 2019

Trump

Daddy Trump doesn't see creepy Uncle Joe a threat in the 2020 presidential election, and why should he? Former Vice President Joe Biden, whom we infamously know as a creep, has tossed his bid for the 2020 el...

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