Who needs the Babylon Bee when people like Stacey Abrams literally just exist? The jokes are just writing themselves at this point.
The failed Democratic Georgia gubernatorial candidate appeared on CBS this week and declared that she is "absolutely" planning to run for president of the United States.
Cue the laughter and eye rolling.
Abrams said, “You earlier said people take voting for granted. When you’ve never had to think about the hardship of voting, then yes, these conversations on voter suppression seem absurd to you. When you have never spent more than seven minutes in line, it is nearly impossible to imagine that there are poor Black people who stand in line for eight hours, miss an entire day’s wages, risk losing their jobs simply to cast a ballot in an election that may or may not have any benefit in their lives.”
Correspondent Erin Moriarty replied, “Ensuring that right to vote may someday help Abrams achieve her greatest dream, running for President.”
Abrams asked, “Do I hold it as an ambition? Absolutely. And even more importantly, when someone asks me if that’s my ambition, I have a responsibility to say ‘Yes,’ for every young woman, every person of color, every young person of color who sees me and decides what they’re capable of based on what I think I am capable of.”
She added, “It’s about, you cannot have those things you refuse to dream of.”
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