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Trump’s Campaign Raised Nearly $50 Million in Fourth Quarter

January 2, 2020

Whoooo buddy, President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign is kicking serious butt! On Thursday they announced that they raised $46 million in just the fourth quarter of 2019. Holy cow! There has reportedly...

Bernie wants to Expand Asylum to 'Climate Change Victims'

Keely Sharp

December 21, 2019

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Ol' Bernie Sanders not only wants to make the United States a socialist country, but he also wants to expand asylum to include climate change refugees. So he not only wants your money to completely take care of...

Dem Candidate Tom Steyer: 'I Don't Want to be President'

Keely Sharp

November 26, 2019

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Liberal billionaire Tom Steyer went from Democratic donor to presidential candidate seemingly overnight. He joined the race in October, and is known as the "outsider taking on Trump." Only, it doesn't appear...

Boom! Limbaugh Says 'Trump is Already Reelected'

Keely Sharp

November 23, 2019

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Popular Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said he believes that Trump already has the next election in the bag, and I think he is right! After pointing out the disaster the left has become, and the colla...

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Report: Sessions Expected to Run for Senate

Keely Sharp

November 6, 2019

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The Hill reports that former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is expected to run for Senate again, to fill his former Alabama seat. They predict that he will announce his run on Thursday, with the deadline to fil...

Bye, Bye Beto! O'Rourke Ends 2020 Presidential Run

Keely Sharp

November 1, 2019

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"I am announcing that my service to the country will not be as a candidate or as the nominee." -Beto O'Rourke And I OOP! Former Texas congressman and 2020 presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke announced on Fr...

Trump: 'Democrat Clowns Need Impeachment to Win'

Keely Sharp

October 17, 2019

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Donald Trump calls it how he sees it! I think most of us see it too: the only way any of the clowns in the Democratic debates will win the presidential election is if Donald Trump is impeached. We all know that...

Trump: 'Clinton Should Enter Race, Steal it from Warren'

Keely Sharp

October 8, 2019

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On Tuesday, President Trump poked at Hillary Clinton on Tuesday, tweeting that she should try to steal the 2020 Democratic nomination for president from Elizabeth Warren. Trump said, "I think that Crooked Hi...

Awkward! Kamala Harris has 'Please Clap' Moment [Video]

Keely Sharp

October 7, 2019

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Secondhand embarrassment is real, folks! Don't believe me? Just watch the clip below, as Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has a "please clap" moment on stage. While speaking at a tow...

Crazy Bernie Says Trump is a 'One-Term President'

Keely Sharp

September 9, 2019

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Senator Bernie Sanders put placed his bid for the 2020 election, and he has been doing all he can to hang on ever since. He lost last election's Democratic primary to Hillary Clinton, and he is determined not t...

Watch: Biden Calls for Ban on Magazines that Hold 'More than One Bullet'

Keely Sharp

September 3, 2019

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Good ol' creepy Uncle Joe is really working the media lately. If it's not one thing, it's another! Now the 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful is calling for a ban on gun magazines that hold "multiple bulle...

Beto: 'We Will Lose America' if Trump Remains President

Keely Sharp

August 19, 2019

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My eyes almost got stuck in the back of my head after how hard I just rolled them. Beto O'Rourke, hopeful 2020 presidential candidate, is pulling out all the stops, and attempting to scare his extremely small b...

Bernie Promises to 'Reveal Info on Aliens' if Elected

Keely Sharp

August 8, 2019

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Oh boy. Ol' Bernie Sanders is playing with fire and appealing to the millennials with alien talk. The 2020 presidential candidate (for the second time running) promised that he will reveal information ...

Booker: 'Trump Won because Russia Suppressed Black Voters'

Keely Sharp

August 1, 2019

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Once again, the "Russian interference" rhetoric is being pushed to cover up the fact that the American people voted Trump into office. During the Democrat presidential debate on Wednesday, Senator Cory Booke...

De Blasio: 'Trump not Welcome in NYC After Presidency'

Keely Sharp

July 26, 2019

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New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio is on a roll when it comes to attacking the president. On Thursday, he stated that Trump will not be welcome back into his home city after his presidency is over. Thi...

Rumors Swirling Elizabeth Warren Facing 'Political Destruction' Amid Talks CFPB engaged In Multi-Million Dollar Scheme

Fauxcahontas Promises to Use Executive Orders to Close 'Gender Wage Gap'

Keely Sharp

July 6, 2019

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In the mythical land of liberal, there is a thing called a gender wage gap. The left believes that there is some sort of magical gap between wages paid to men and wages paid to women for the exact same job. How...

Rep. Swalwell Calls for Ban on Owning More than 200 Rounds of Ammo

Keely Sharp

June 18, 2019

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Democratic Congressman and 2020 presidential candidate Eric Swalwell is rolling out his gun control plan, and it's just as ridiculous as you can imagine. The hopeful candidate spoke about his plan, according...

Sore Loser: Abrams Claims Georgians 'Don't Have the Right to Vote'

Keely Sharp

June 7, 2019

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Womp, womp, WOMP! Stacy Abrams refuses to take the "L" that she received back in 2018 when she ran against Brian Kemp for governor of Georgia. Abrams is being quite the sore loser, claiming that people in Ge...

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