2020
Trump’s Campaign Raised Nearly $50 Million in Fourth Quarter
Whoooo buddy, President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign is kicking serious butt! On Thursday they announced that they raised $46 million in just the fourth quarter of 2019. Holy cow! There has reportedly been an inpouring of donations after the articles of impeachment were pursued by the House Democrats. Bad move on their behalf! According to …
Bernie wants to Expand Asylum to ‘Climate Change Victims’
Ol’ Bernie Sanders not only wants to make the United States a socialist country, but he also wants to expand asylum to include climate change refugees. So he not only wants your money to completely take care of all the people already in our country, but wants to add more people to it. While speaking …
Dem Candidate Tom Steyer: ‘I Don’t Want to be President’
Liberal billionaire Tom Steyer went from Democratic donor to presidential candidate seemingly overnight. He joined the race in October, and is known as the “outsider taking on Trump.” Only, it doesn’t appear that he will be taking on Trump. He told an audience in Iowa on Monday that he doesn’t want to be president. However, …
Boom! Limbaugh Says ‘Trump is Already Reelected’
Popular Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said he believes that Trump already has the next election in the bag, and I think he is right! After pointing out the disaster the left has become, and the collapse of Dems and their media alliances, he said they are unable to beat out Trump in 2020. “The …
Report: Sessions Expected to Run for Senate
The Hill reports that former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is expected to run for Senate again, to fill his former Alabama seat. They predict that he will announce his run on Thursday, with the deadline to file for the Senate race on Friday. One source said that Sessions “will come out forcefully in support of [President] …
Bye, Bye Beto! O’Rourke Ends 2020 Presidential Run
“I am announcing that my service to the country will not be as a candidate or as the nominee.” -Beto O’Rourke And I OOP! Former Texas congressman and 2020 presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke announced on Friday that he is ending his campaign. Good riddance! O’Rourke allegedly sent out an email to supporters stating that he will …
Trump: ‘Democrat Clowns Need Impeachment to Win’
Donald Trump calls it how he sees it! I think most of us see it too: the only way any of the clowns in the Democratic debates will win the presidential election is if Donald Trump is impeached. We all know that isn’t going to happen though! “You would think there is NO WAY that …
Trump: ‘Clinton Should Enter Race, Steal it from Warren’
On Tuesday, President Trump poked at Hillary Clinton on Tuesday, tweeting that she should try to steal the 2020 Democratic nomination for president from Elizabeth Warren. Trump said, “I think that Crooked Hillary Clinton should enter the race to try and steal it away from Uber Left Elizabeth Warren.” However, his taunting came with one …
Awkward! Kamala Harris has ‘Please Clap’ Moment [Video]
Secondhand embarrassment is real, folks! Don’t believe me? Just watch the clip below, as Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has a “please clap” moment on stage. While speaking at a town hall event in Nevada, the senator asked her audience if America is “ready” for her to be president. The crowd shouted, “No!” in response. …
Crazy Bernie Says Trump is a ‘One-Term President’
Senator Bernie Sanders put placed his bid for the 2020 election, and he has been doing all he can to hang on ever since. He lost last election’s Democratic primary to Hillary Clinton, and he is determined not to lose again this year. Too bad he’s a socialist and doesn’t actually stand a chance. Sanders …
Watch: Biden Calls for Ban on Magazines that Hold ‘More than One Bullet’
Good ol’ creepy Uncle Joe is really working the media lately. If it’s not one thing, it’s another! Now the 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful is calling for a ban on gun magazines that hold “multiple bullets.” Does he really expect people to vote for him when he is pushing for nonsense like that? On Labor …
Beto: ‘We Will Lose America’ if Trump Remains President
My eyes almost got stuck in the back of my head after how hard I just rolled them. Beto O’Rourke, hopeful 2020 presidential candidate, is pulling out all the stops, and attempting to scare his extremely small band of followers. While appearing on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, he said that if Donald Trump …
Bernie Promises to ‘Reveal Info on Aliens’ if Elected
Oh boy. Ol’ Bernie Sanders is playing with fire and appealing to the millennials with alien talk. The 2020 presidential candidate (for the second time running) promised that he will reveal information on clients and UFOs if he is elected. This happens to come after curiosity about Area 51 arose on Twitter. Navy pilots have …
Booker: ‘Trump Won because Russia Suppressed Black Voters’
Once again, the “Russian interference” rhetoric is being pushed to cover up the fact that the American people voted Trump into office. During the Democrat presidential debate on Wednesday, Senator Cory Booker stated that the only reason President Trump won Michigan during the 2016 election is because Russians suppressed black voters. “We lost the state …
De Blasio: ‘Trump not Welcome in NYC After Presidency’
New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio is on a roll when it comes to attacking the president. On Thursday, he stated that Trump will not be welcome back into his home city after his presidency is over. This is quite a bold statement considering NYC has always loved Trump, before he was president, and …
Fauxcahontas Promises to Use Executive Orders to Close ‘Gender Wage Gap’
In the mythical land of liberal, there is a thing called a gender wage gap. The left believes that there is some sort of magical gap between wages paid to men and wages paid to women for the exact same job. However, it does not actually exist out here in the real world. Elizabeth Warren, …
Rep. Swalwell Calls for Ban on Owning More than 200 Rounds of Ammo
Democratic Congressman and 2020 presidential candidate Eric Swalwell is rolling out his gun control plan, and it’s just as ridiculous as you can imagine. The hopeful candidate spoke about his plan, according to The Washington Examiner, and outlined that he will ban bump stocks (which have already been banned…), ban online ammo sales, ban purchasing …
Sore Loser: Abrams Claims Georgians ‘Don’t Have the Right to Vote’
Womp, womp, WOMP! Stacy Abrams refuses to take the “L” that she received back in 2018 when she ran against Brian Kemp for governor of Georgia. Abrams is being quite the sore loser, claiming that people in Georgia do not have the “right to vote” but rather the “opportunity to possibly think about maybe being …