2020
Boom! Limbaugh Says ‘Trump is Already Reelected’
Popular Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said he believes that Trump already has the next election in the bag, and I think he is right! After pointing out the disaster the left has become, and the collapse of Dems and their media alliances, he said they are unable to beat out Trump in 2020. “The …
Beto: ‘We Will Lose America’ if Trump Remains President
My eyes almost got stuck in the back of my head after how hard I just rolled them. Beto O’Rourke, hopeful 2020 presidential candidate, is pulling out all the stops, and attempting to scare his extremely small band of followers. While appearing on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, he said that if Donald Trump …
Bernie Promises to ‘Reveal Info on Aliens’ if Elected
Oh boy. Ol’ Bernie Sanders is playing with fire and appealing to the millennials with alien talk. The 2020 presidential candidate (for the second time running) promised that he will reveal information on clients and UFOs if he is elected. This happens to come after curiosity about Area 51 arose on Twitter. Navy pilots have …
Booker: ‘Trump Won because Russia Suppressed Black Voters’
Once again, the “Russian interference” rhetoric is being pushed to cover up the fact that the American people voted Trump into office. During the Democrat presidential debate on Wednesday, Senator Cory Booker stated that the only reason President Trump won Michigan during the 2016 election is because Russians suppressed black voters. “We lost the state …
De Blasio: ‘Trump not Welcome in NYC After Presidency’
New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio is on a roll when it comes to attacking the president. On Thursday, he stated that Trump will not be welcome back into his home city after his presidency is over. This is quite a bold statement considering NYC has always loved Trump, before he was president, and …
Fauxcahontas Promises to Use Executive Orders to Close ‘Gender Wage Gap’
In the mythical land of liberal, there is a thing called a gender wage gap. The left believes that there is some sort of magical gap between wages paid to men and wages paid to women for the exact same job. However, it does not actually exist out here in the real world. Elizabeth Warren, …
Rep. Swalwell Calls for Ban on Owning More than 200 Rounds of Ammo
Democratic Congressman and 2020 presidential candidate Eric Swalwell is rolling out his gun control plan, and it’s just as ridiculous as you can imagine. The hopeful candidate spoke about his plan, according to The Washington Examiner, and outlined that he will ban bump stocks (which have already been banned…), ban online ammo sales, ban purchasing …
Sore Loser: Abrams Claims Georgians ‘Don’t Have the Right to Vote’
Womp, womp, WOMP! Stacy Abrams refuses to take the “L” that she received back in 2018 when she ran against Brian Kemp for governor of Georgia. Abrams is being quite the sore loser, claiming that people in Georgia do not have the “right to vote” but rather the “opportunity to possibly think about maybe being …
Back at it: Biden Touches 10-Year-Old, Tells Her She’s ‘Good-Looking’
Creepy Uncle Joe is back at it again! Just a month after pledging to respect women’s space, he gets up and personal with a 10-year-old girl and tells her that she is good-looking. There’s no wonder he is under such criticism! No matter what your political affiliation, this is a concerning issue! During a rally …
Biden Promises Abortions Funded by Taxes, if Elected
“But resistance to abortion is a matter of human rights, not religious opinion.” -Archbishop Charles J. Chaput As if we did not have enough reasons to not vote for former Vice President Joe Biden, he is now making disgusting promises if elected: taxpayer funding for abortions. That’s right, not only would the murder of innocent, …
Biden on Trump Supporters: ‘They’re the Dregs of Society’
Former Vice President Joe Biden has finally announced his bid for a presidential run in 2020. He quickly jumped in on trashing supporters of President Donald Trump on Saturday night while speaking at an LGBT charity event. Creepy Uncle Joe, who is in rough waters considering the sexual harassment allegations swirling around him, said that …
Trump Doesn’t See Biden as a Threat: He’s ‘Only a Threat to Himself’
Daddy Trump doesn’t see creepy Uncle Joe a threat in the 2020 presidential election, and why should he? Former Vice President Joe Biden, whom we infamously know as a creep, has tossed his bid for the 2020 election into the ring. However, President Donald Trump isn’t concerned in the slightest. In fact, he doesn’t see …
