Senator Rand Paul did not pull any punches when it came to a now-viral Christmas video he starred in.
In a video, Paul parodied "Twas The Night Before Christmas" to criticize Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Democrats for their unsuccessful policies.
“Twas the week before Christmas, and through the Senate and House, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The earmarks were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The senators have nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of pork danced in their heads. No budget was found, just mischief and debt. While the taxpayers hung their poor heads and wept,” Paul said to start the video.
“Now, McConnell! Now, Schumer! Now, Pelosi and Vixen! On Biden! On Stupid! On Dumber and Blitzen! To debt! To bankruptcy! To free money for all! Now dash, dash away, more cash for all! This spending season, instead of naughty and nice, Santa brought everyone something regardless of price. And don’t forget a delicious candy cane, sweet with $40 billion to tide over Ukraine. Because of the climate, it’s not PC to leave coal. No one seems to care, because we’re trillions in the hole,” the Kentucky Senator continued.
“Don’t worry about leaving the budget a mess. Democrats have given you 87,000 agents of the IRS. But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, ‘Happy bankruptcy to all, and to all a good night,’” he finished.
Check it out:
? I wrote and performed my own scary version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas ? Enjoy! pic.twitter.com/IHI0uNyW0N
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 20, 2022
That wasn't the only shot Paul has taken at the massive $1.7 trillion omnibus package. He wheeled out a cart to mock the size of the bill.
“I brought along the 1.7 trillion, 4,000+ page Pelosi-Schumer omnibus spending bill that’s being fast-tracked through the Senate. This process stinks. It’s an abomination. It’s a no good rotten way to run government. We’re standing up and saying NO,” he said in another viral video.
I wonder how long it would take the clerk to read this… pic.twitter.com/iaphBzTEsS
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 20, 2022
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