Keely Sharp, Author at Think Americana

Sick! Pedophiles Demand to be Respected, Included in LGBT Community

April 9, 2019

This world is sick and only getting worse! Pedophiles are fighting for their "right" to be attracted to children. CHILDREN! In fact, they are now referring to themselves as "MAPs" which is short for "Minor A...

Eyeroll: SJWs Attack Kim K's Church Outfit as 'Cultural Appropriation'

Keely Sharp

April 9, 2019

News

Whether you love the Kardashians, hate the Kardashians, or simply don't care about them....I think we can all agree that social justice warriors are far more obnoxious than anyone in that family. Kim Kardash...

Creepy Uncle Joe: 'I'm Not Sorry for Anything'

Keely Sharp

April 8, 2019

News

Many people have been demanding answers from Vice President Joe Biden regarding his inappropriate touching of women and little girls. However, Biden has stated that he's sorry for nothing. What? There's no s...

What?! Sex Change Surgery to Soon be Covered by Federal Funds

Keely Sharp

April 8, 2019

News

Medicaid, a federal and state program designed to help cover medical costs for those with limited income, will soon begin covering sex reassignment surgery. Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker demanded that Medi...

Bronx Bimbo Ocasio-Cortez Accuses CBP of 'Caging and Injecting Kids with Drugs'

Keely Sharp

April 5, 2019

News

Normally I would associate the term "Bronx bimbo" with someone like rapper Cardi B. However, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has given a whole new meaning to the nickname. She may be somewhat nice to look ...

Trump Doesn't See Biden as a Threat: He's 'Only a Threat to Himself'

Keely Sharp

April 5, 2019

Trump

Daddy Trump doesn't see creepy Uncle Joe a threat in the 2020 presidential election, and why should he? Former Vice President Joe Biden, whom we infamously know as a creep, has tossed his bid for the 2020 el...

Migrant Brutally Murders Italian Man for Being "White" and "Happy"

Keely Sharp

April 3, 2019

News

Imagine being filled with so much hatred that you gleefully target and brutally murder another human being because they are happy and, wait for it....white. Moroccan migrant Said Mechaout, now an Italian cit...

1/3 of My Generation is Missing Due to Abortion

Keely Sharp

April 3, 2019

News

I was doing some research and came across Human Coalition's website, where I read that nearly one third of my generation is missing due to abortion. ONE THIRD of human beings that should be walking this earth r...

Tomi Lahren on Illegal Immigration Crisis: 'Dems are Opportunists, Not Humanitarians'

Keely Sharp

April 2, 2019

News

Did you know that last week alone, the Customs and Border Protection (CBP) reported whopping numbers of apprehensions, upward of 3,700, in just ONE day? Illegal immigration is a serious problem in our countr...

Unbelievable! Alyssa Milano Uses Bible Verse to "Justify" Abortion

Keely Sharp

April 2, 2019

News

We have a saying in the south that we use when a person is too stupid to know they are stupid: "Bless your heart." I think we can all agree when I wholeheartedly use that phrase in reference to actress Alyssa M...

Report: Judge May Ban Married Couple of 20 Years from Having Sex

Keely Sharp

April 1, 2019

News

Well here is a situation that you do not hear about often: A UK man could be literally banned by a court of law from having sex with his wife of 20 years! Yikes. According to Fox News, Judge Sir Anthony Hayd...

Crazy Waters Spirals into Impeachment Rant During NAACP Awards

Keely Sharp

April 1, 2019

News

Mad Maxine is at it again folks! Nevermind the fact that the two year Mueller investigation is OVER and Trump has been proven INNOCENT! No, Congresswoman Maxine Waters is still ranting like a mad woman about im...

Overruled! Trump Denies DeVos Budget Cut: 'Special Olympics will be Funded'

Keely Sharp

March 29, 2019

Trump

President Donald Trump has denied a request from Education Secretary Betsy DeVos to cut the budget for Special Olympics and use the money for the education budget instead. While I am sure the $17.6 million c...

Watch: Mexico Demands Spain, Vatican to Apologize for Early 1500's Conquest

Keely Sharp

March 29, 2019

News

Get this: Mexico's leftist president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, is now demanding that Spain and the Vatican apologize for the conquests that happened back in 1519-1521. That was 500 years ago, people! Get ov...

Spooky: Cory Booker Vows to 'Bring Battle' to NRA

Keely Sharp

March 28, 2019

News

I could not help but actually laugh out loud as I read about Democratic New Jersey Senator, Cory Booker, vowing to bring a fight to the National Rifle Association. He knows that would be an uphill battle, ba...

Chris Evans to 'Cut Ties' With Patriots for Supporting Trump

Keely Sharp

March 28, 2019

News

Perhaps our beloved Captain America isn't quite the pro-American hero we thought he was... Chris Evans, famous for his role as Marvel's Captain America, has spoken out on his hatred for President Donald Trump ...

Father-to-be Sues Clinic After Girlfriend Aborts Baby Against His Wishes

Keely Sharp

March 27, 2019

News

We live in a day and age where evil is depicted as a woman's "right" to kill her unborn child. Even if the mother does not want a child, where are the child's rights? The father's rights? Murder is still murde...

Soy Boy Cuddling Group Targets 'Toxic Masculinity'

Keely Sharp

March 27, 2019

News

There is a group of men who get together in Plymouth Meeting to work through traumas and seek healing. It sounds like a regular therapy group until you find out that their method of working through their ...

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