Sloane, a beautiful southern young woman who loves SEC football, has quickly captured the hearts of millions of men across America. Thanks to a viral interview circulating on social media, she’s become an internet sensation.
Unlike the obvious appeal of Hawk Tuah Girl’s rise to fame, Sloane’s charm lies in her deep knowledge of college football. During an on-street interview, Sloane was presented with a hypothetical dating scenario that resonated with football-loving men everywhere.
The interviewer asked, "He’s a 10, but he’s a degenerate sports bettor that sits on the couch every Saturday for 12 hours. He doesn’t even get up to go take a piss." Sloane responded, "I mean, it depends on what he’s watching. If it’s SEC, he’s an 8. If it’s ACC, he’s a 3."
The interviewer, clearly impressed, replied, "I love you." Sloane didn’t miss a beat, replying, "I love you too."
But that wasn’t the end. The interviewer took a chance and said he just wanted to kiss Sloane. To everyone’s surprise, she more than obliged!
Was Sloane aware that she might be following in the footsteps of Hawk Tuah Girl, whose real name is Haliey Welch? Possibly. Even if she was, it’s hard not to respect the hustle.
Knowing your football is definitely a classier flex. Maybe even sexier. Of course, it depends on who’s doing the Hawk Tuah’ing. And let’s be honest, bad breath would ruin it for most guys.