Las Vegas Hookers Offer New Raiders Quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo Free Services: 'He's Such a Legit Babe'

Jimmy Garoppolo's stint as a quarterback with the Las Vegas Raiders has commenced in an unusual manner due to an offer he received from two prostitutes in Nevada - an offer of lifelong free sexual services.

Caitlin Bell and Alice Little, who are employed at the well-known Chicken Ranch brothel, expressed their enthusiasm for the arrival of "heartthrob" Jimmy Garoppolo in Las Vegas. The two women spoke with TMZ Sports and revealed that they are looking forward to Garoppolo's move to Vegas after he signed a three-year contract with the Raiders last week.

The women are now eager to demonstrate their excitement to Jimmy G. by offering him a lifetime of free sexual services.

“I almost fainted when I heard Jimmy signed with the Raiders,” Bell said. “He deserves free sex just for joining our team. But he gets free sex for life from us just because he’s such a legit babe!”

It's safe to say that the ladies of Chicken Ranch have given Jimmy G. a warm welcome to Las Vegas.

The signing of Garoppolo is seen as a significant move for the Raiders, as they look to build on their recent success and compete for a playoff spot in the upcoming season. Many analysts believe that Garoppolo's experience and leadership will be valuable assets for the team, both on and off the field. Fans are eagerly anticipating his debut in a Raiders uniform and are hopeful that he will help lead the team to victory.

Turns out football isn't the only reason people are fired up about Jimmy G joining the Raiders in Las Vegas.

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