Author Keely Compson

On Friday, MSNBC anchor Nicolle Wallace whined that "there was so much shame" that only Republican Senator Mitt Romney clapped for the confirmation of Judge Ketanji Brown into the U.S. Supreme Court. Well, t...

On Friday, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences announced Will Smith's fate for slapping comedian Chris Rock during the Oscars in March. As a result of his action, Smith is banned from the Award...

Just when you think you've heard it all... On Wednesday, the White House defends their bright idea of giving smartphones to illegal immigrants crossing our borders. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki clai...

Republican Representative Jim Jordan slammed Democrats for continuing their witch hunt on former President Donald Trump with the January 6 committee. He declared, "The January 6 committee altered evidence an...

I can't help but laugh because this isn't even satire. This is real life, and stuck living in a comedy movie. On Wednesday, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton declared on her podcast “You and Me B...

Liberal pop-star Cher wants the United States to "cut off Putin's" balls, or so she says in her latest Twitter rant about Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, whom she compared to Hitler. She wrote, "War biggest...

On Tuesday, DEA Administrator Anne Milgram appeared on ABC's "Nightline" and revealed that China is providing chemicals “to Mexico, to the criminal drug networks that are then mass-producing” pills made to look...

Since Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson couldn't define what a woman is when she was asked, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green offered a definition of her own: “I’m going to tell you right now what is a woman. We came from A...

On Monday, President Joe Biden doubled down Russian President Vladimir Putin, calling for more economic sanctions and even a war crime trial as the invasion of Ukraine drags on. “I’m seeking more sanctions. Ye...

Anti-gun twat David Hogg tweeted a new brilliant suggestion: a license to kill humans. “If you need a license to kill deer why don’t you need one to kill humans?” Hogg asked. Uhhh, maybe because it is illegal...

We now live in a world where people are crocheting fake penises for CHILDREN to wear in their pants so that little girls can pretend to be little boys. Oof. Transgender crafter Bethany Amborn is now adver...

On Thursday, MSNBC legal analyst Brittany Packnett Cunningham appeared on "ReidOut" to discuss a proposed Missouri self-defense law when she declared that the phrase "Make America Great Again" reflects a desire...

On Friday, House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy appeared on Fox News Channel’s “The Story” and declared that that RINO Reps. Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger  would have a “hard time ever coming back to Congress...

On Wednesday, MSNBC host Mika reacted to the news of ABC suspending Whoopi Goldberg from "The View" for her  comments regarding the Holocaust. On Monday, Goldberg declared that the Holocaust was not "about r...

What an absolute sham! Our White House administration is the laughing stock of the world right now and all we can do it watch it unfold. During a press briefing on Friday, White House press secretary Jen Psa...

On Thursday, Oscars producer Will Packer appeared on "ABC World News Tonight" and revealed that police wanted to arrest actor Will Smith for assaulting comedian Chris Rock at the Academy Awards but that Rock to...

On Wednesday, MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace accused former President Donald Trump and Fox New host Tucker Carlson of being traitors, claiming that they are "associating themselves" with Russian President Vladimir ...

Actor and Academy Award nominee Thomas Haden Church appeared on the "Debatable" podcast this week to discuss the 2022 Oscars. He told hosts Mark Goodman and Alan Light that actor Will Smith should be permanentl...